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tyleroakley:

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up

tyleroakley:

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up


nerdblerrg:

punctures:

ungothic:

have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it

 #idk how to like things casually

[CARES AGGRESSIVELY]


Requested by mic-ro-wave (x)


damndanhowell:

i’d like to think they are like this a lot at home


caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH


sir-ryan-lancelot:

sexinabottle:

karameruru:

water-bottle-drop-warning:

I swear they all have Tumblr accounts

and the song is called unnatural selection tho.

"Nope, I’m listening to this in your bedroom as well."

C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER


mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"


danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore


pizza-shit:

kaepncrunch:

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41

pizza-shit:

kaepncrunch:

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41


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